THEATER OF THE ABSURD: CIA Spokesman Admits That Agency Made a Fake “Gay” Bin Laden Video (Archive)

Source – constantinereport.com – “…The agency actually did make a video purporting to show Osama bin Laden and his cronies sitting around a campfire swigging bottles of liquor and savoring their conquests with boys,’ a CIA officer recalled…” SM:…Prove Positive – The leaked photographs below show the irrefutable crushing truth…9/11 was a lovers quarrel  CIA…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Swede Jesus’, The Swedish Approach To Coronavirus – Do Nothing

Source – wsj.com – “…No lockdown, no quarantines, just voluntary advice and a big dose of hope…The ski pistes are open, the restaurants are doing ample business and the malls are awash with shoppers…Welcome to Sweden, the last holdout among the small number of Western countries to have taken a radically different approach to the…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Utah Police Departments Ask Criminals to ‘Cease’ Crime Until Further Notice… Because Coronavirus

Source – rt.com – “…The Salt Lake City Police Department responded to the coronavirus by asking “all criminal activities/nefarious behavior to cease until further notice. We appreciate your anticipated cooperation in halting crime & thank criminals in advance” Utah police departments ASK criminals to ‘cease’ crime until further notice… because coronavirus Several Utah police departments…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Jet Set’, If Urgent Climate Action is Needed — Then Let’s #BanPrivateJets

Source – guerrilla-capitalism.com  – “…These trial admonitions include: Eating less meat, or no meat, or perhaps eat maggots or eat people,..Driving less, fewer cars on the road, ban on gas powered vehicles,…Have less children, or no children, to reduce carbon output. And of course: Fly less. Let’s have fewer planes in the air, to reduce carbon…

BIG BROTHER: Controversial NSA Phone Surveillance Program Led To Exactly Zero Arrests

Source – zerohedge.com – “…NSA Phone Surveillance Program – It cost taxpayers $100 million and was reported to produce a mass amount of redundant information, revealing information that the FBI didn’t already know only twice, resulting in only one investigation which led to no charges. This according to a government watchdog group which briefed Congress…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Many Happy Return’s’, Tax Advice from the Best Conmen, Geniuses, Comics & Crooks

Source – whowhatwhy.org – “…We don’t pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes’ – The Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley…”I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes’ – Texas gubernatorial candidate, Kinky Friedman…’There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin – Mae…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Working Hard, Hardly Working’, What Billionaires Really Love About Hard Work – By Sam Pizzigati

Source – commondreams.org – “…One 1998 Management Resource Group study of Americans who make at least $1 million a year, the Washington Post reported, found that over 20 percent of these deep pockets were taking at least two months of annual vacation…In 2016, the Harvard Business Review reported on research that unearthed “several CEOs who…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: With an Antarctic Yacht Cruise in Their $225k Gift Bags, Every ‘Environmentalist’ Oscar Nominee Leaves a Winner – and a Hypocrite – By Barbara McCarthy

Source – rt.com – “…The diesel-powered yacht boasts eight restaurants, a spa sanctuary, helicopters, a submarine capable of depths of nearly 200 meters…indoor and outdoor plunge pools, butler service and an almost 1:1 guest-to-staff ratio. You’d almost forget that Hollywood has been preaching to us underlings about climate change and how we must all do…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘HARD of Hearing’, PornHub Being Sued By Deaf Man For Lack Of Closed Captioning

Source – zerohedge.com – “…He claims that the deaf and hearing impaired can’t understand the audio tracks of videos on the website and claims that some of his favorite titles (like) – “Sexy Cop Gets Witness to Talk”  – are difficult to follow….We hope Yarslav doesn’t spend too much of his spare time on the…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Footage Of Jeffrey Epstein’s Jail Cell “Accidentally” Deleted – Including Backups

Source – truththeory.com – “…According to federal prosecutors who have been investigating the case of Jeffrey Epstein, the surveillance footage that should have captured the moments in which his alleged suicide occurred was accidentally deleted by the staff at Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC). The prison claims that the footage was accidentally taped over as…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: How $15 Billion in Bonuses Leaves Canada’s Bankers Gloomy – By Linda McQuaig

Source – commondreams.org – “… The notion of bankers suffering as they gorge on $15 billion in bonuses highlights the cavernous gap between the world enjoyed by those at the top and the one occupied by the struggling masses, including bodies we step over on sidewalks surrounding our bank towers” SM: …Heart wrenching, I was…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Pictures Of Santa Coming Down The Chimney In Blackface Surface

Source – babylonbee.com – ‘…Christmas was already an oppressive holiday celebrating the birth of a child when our climate is in peril and there should be no more humans coming into the world. This is just the last straw.”…”This is extremely offensive,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau” SM: …Just as I figured, Santa is…

DAS KAPITAL: ‘The Buck Stops Here’, Lots of Missing Bullion & Cash – By Joseph P Farrell Ph.D

Source – gizadeathstar.com – “…There is the criminal element: as anyone who has watched a documentary on Pablo Escobar knows the Colombian drug kingpin buried tens of billions in the ground for “safe keeping” (in fact, as “The Accountant’s Story” writes, “Pablo was earning so much that each year we would write off 10% of…

POLITICAL THEATER: ‘Let Them Impeach And Be Damned’, History Repeats Itself With A Vengeance – By Jonathan Turley

Source – jonathanturley.org – “…As in the case of Trump, calls to impeach Johnson began almost as soon as he took office. A southerner who ascended to power after the Civil War as a result of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, Johnson was called the “accidental president” and his legitimacy was never accepted by critics…Ridiculed…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: The So-Called ‘War on Terror’ Has Killed Over 801,000 People and Cost $6.4 Trillion – By Jessica Corbett

Source – commondreams.org – “…Lutz pointed out that “if you count all parts of the federal budget that are military-related—including the nuclear weapons budget, the budget for fuel for military vehicles and aircraft, funds for veteran care—it makes up two-thirds of the federal budget, and it’s inching toward three-quarters” SM: …Hitler & Stalin could only…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Reaction Split Online as Duct-Taped Bananas Sell for $120k at Miami Art Gallery

Source – rt.com – “…The banana,” explains Cattelan, “is supposed to be a banana”…He also made several variations including one in resin, then in bronze before he eventually settled on the natural banana as a centerpiece, according to Galerie Perrotin. However, he did elaborate a little further on the exorbitantly priced produce, describing bananas as…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Rise in Flat-Earthers Should be Roundly Celebrated as Good for Science & Society – By Simon Chandler

Source – rt.com – “…Another underlying source of flat Earthism is social isolation, with almost half of Americans feeling lonely and members of Generation Z more likely to feel isolated (recall that they’re also more likely to doubt the roundness of the Earth). Loneliness is a stubbornly prevalent condition in our consumerist, materialistic society of…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Looking For a Place to Kick-Back, Relax & Survive the Apocalypse? Look no Further!

Source – zerohedge.com – “…According to the listing: This property was once one of the most top secret of government assets and is now ready to fulfill a new mission. That mission is for you to define amongst the limitless scenarios. Secure storage facility? Underground bunker? Remarkable residence – literally living down under?…Private yet not…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: FBI Bulletin – Conspiratorial Mindset May be Influenced by ‘Illegal, Anti-Democratic Activities by High Level Government Officials & Political Elites…Also Known as Actual Conspiracies’

Source – muckrock.com – “…Somewhat surprisingly, the bulletin later goes on to concede that the conspiratorial mindset underpinning such theories may be influenced by “the illegal, antidemocratic, or harmful activities by high level government officials and political elites..also known as actual conspiracies” FBI bulletin concedes that conspiracy theories might be fueled in part by actual…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: New Study Shows Humans Think More Efficiently When A Robot Stands Nearby And Insults Them

Source – zerohedge.com – “…The present findings constitute evidence that the presence of social robots may energize attentional control, especially when the emotional valence and anthropomorphic inferences associated with the robot being present require a heightened state of alertness” SM: …I believe the scientific term for this phenomena is “putting pedal to the metal” New…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Walk on Water’, $3K Nike ‘Jesus’ Shoes With ‘Holy Water ‘ in Soles Sell Out Within Minutes

Source – rt.com – “…Religious elements include a crucifix that’s been added to the laces, a Bible verse featured along the side of the sneaker, Frankincense (one of the three gifts presented to baby Jesus) scent on the soles, and blessings by a priest, to seal it all together” SM:…Jesus H Christ, talking about selling…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Bush-Craft’, Can Liberals Survive the Apocalypse?

Source – sputniknews.com – “…Doomsday Prepper’s conservative off grid living and survival expert, Rick Austin (AKA The Survivalist Gardener) and the founder of Prepper Camp, teaches the Daily Show’s liberal Desi Lydic about survival and prepping” Scientists Reveal Safest Countries to Ride Out Apocalypse If you have ever worried about where you, your friends, and…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Jet-Setting Eco-Pious High Priest’s Proclaim “…Drastic Climate Action Needed Now!

Source – guerrilla-capitalism.com – “…As the din of climate hysteria grows ever louder, the eco-pious and super-rich call for immediate and drastic action on climate change…if we banned private jets, it would only affect the tiny sliver at the top of the wealth pyramid, the same ones who seem most vociferously adamant on drastic climate…

RESILIENT LIVING: Pasta Dish at Bice Restaurant in Midtown Manhattan – $2,013, a 14×14 solar cabin for less than $2000 – Priceless (Flashback)

Source – simplesolarhomesteading.com –  “…The Cabin has been tested in Canada, Mexico and Alaska with great results. Perfect for a starter home, hunting/fishing cabin, bug-out shelter or vacation cabin.The cabin can be built from all new materials for under $2000 (not including windows and doors) and is designed for additions on 3 sides”: (Pasta dish at Bice…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: It’s Now “Incendiary” to Say There are Two Genders – By Simon Black

Source – sovereignman.com – “…The cop handcuffed the child, screamed in his face, and mocked his frustration. The cop also claimed that the child had a weapon, which he described as “homemade nunchucks”. This ‘weapon’ turned out to be the jump rope that the child was twirling. When the parents came to retrieve their child,…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Eat The Rich’, Swedish Behavioral Scientist Suggests Eating Humans To “Save The Planet” – By Paul Joseph Watson

Source – summit.news – “…Appearing on Swedish television to talk about an event based around the “food of the future,” Magnus Söderlund said he would be holding seminars on the necessity of consuming human flesh in order to stop climate change” SM: …OVER MY DEAD BODY!…(I believe what Soderlund is alluding to here, is the…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Coding Errors In Sex Robots Make Them Prone To Violence And Strangling Humans

Source – zerohedge.com – “…His name happens to be Brick Dollbanger (Yes, it’s his real name. Yes, we checked several sources). Dollbanger, a doll collector, has said that “violent repercussions” are possible if the sex robot industry isn’t regulated properly. He says that one simple “coding error” could turn sex robots against their owners…this could…