THEATER OF THE ABSURD: JPMorgan Makes $1 Billion From Gold Trading After Paying $1 Billion Fine For Manipulating Gold Trading

Source – zerohedge.com “…Investment banks have rarely made more than $1 billion in commodities in recent years, and none has ever before earned more than around $600 million in precious metals in a single year…Yet for JPMorgan, it was child’s play. Why? Because as some have said, the $1 billion criminal manipulation penalty was really a bribe…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Rags To Riches’, Indonesian Man Becomes ‘Instant Millionaire’ After Space Rock Crashes Through His Roof

Source – independent.co.uk “…Josua Hutagalung, 33, an Indonesian man living in a small metal hut in North Sumatra, who, as early as August, became a millionaire, literally overnight, after a 4.5 billion-year-old space rock crashed through his roof” SM: …Excellent financial planning on his part to strategically place his tin shack in the way of…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Breaking Good’, The Rich & Powerful Get to Choose Their Own Prison Cells

Source – veteranstoday.com “… The prison where Loughlin will be staying at offers “Pilates, yoga, cross training, spinning, and step aerobics as daily exercise programs, in addition to crochet, beading, painting, ceramics, and origami as crafts. If Loughlin fancies, she can also take classes in guitar theory, nutrition, wellness, calisthenics, and … song writing” SM:…Personally, I…

MAD MEN: ‘Mad’ Magazine Told The Truth About War, Advertising, And The Media – By Jeet Heer (Archive)

Source – thenation.com – “…Mad’s willingness to tweak the noses of the powers that be earned it many enemies. In 1961, retired brigadier general Clyde J. Watts claimed Mad was “the most insidious Communist propaganda in the United States today.” In 1979, Bill Wilkinson, Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, wrote to the magazine…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: RE: …That Antarctic Giant Quattuoropus Story – By Joseph P. Farrell Ph.D

Source – gizadeathstar.com – ” …Apollo 11 astronaut Ed “Buzz” Aldrin, who visited the continent, and allegedly tweeted some odd things about his visit….falling ill during his visit, he had to be evacuated, but not before allegedly tweeting that what he saw down there was “evil” SM: …My best guess is the Buzz “Light Year’…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: University Sets Up “Support Spaces” For Students Traumatized By Presidential Debate

Source – summit.news – “…For any poor snowflake babies who couldn’t handle the nasty orange man telling Joe Biden “There’s nothing smart about you,” CWRU is providing a “confidential safe space” where they can talk and cry about it” SM: …Strange,…they seem to have the stomach for any level of Middle East carnage (…your post 9/11 tax dollars…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Technosexuals’, …Talk Dirty To Me Alexa

Source – zerohedge.com – “…U.K.-based psychologist, Lucy Beresford, wrote in The Telegraph that the number of technosexuals is increasing as their “primary source of arousal are through interacting with their tech,” indicating that society is “sleepwalking into a different kind of epidemic – one of loneliness and fear of intimacy” driven partially by the lockdowns” Rise…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Don’t Steal This Book – By Matt Taibbi

Source – taibbi.substack.com – “…The white trans daughter of a science professor, Osterweil told a credulous NPR interviewer that looting was justified because it “strikes at the heart of property, of whiteness and of the police,” and also “provides people with an imaginative sense of freedom and pleasure.” She added riots reveal how “without police…

FEAR FACTOR: J.P. Sears Asks, ‘Should You be Living With More Fear, or Should You be Living With a Lot More Fear?’

Source – youtube.com – “…With the stunning information just released by the CDC about the COVID death count, you might be wondering what to do. Should you be living with more fear or should you be living with a lot more fear? Well in this video, your trusted health authority will be telling you exactly…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: J.P. Sears – The Only Way To Be Healthy In 2020

Source – awakenwithjp.com – “…Healthy habits like exercise, nutrition, and good sleep won’t make you healthy anymore. It’s 2020 and our health authorities are making sure we don’t discuss those habits…With the pandemic in 2020, this video will show you the only way to be healthy..” SM:..Finally, someone with the clarity of thought to debunk…

APOCALYPSE NOW: Researchers Suggest Fans Of Apocalyptic Movies Are “Coping Better With Pandemic”

Source – naturalblaze.com – “…Many psychologists believe that watching post-apocalyptic movies are like mental exercises. We unconsciously take in all the relevant possibilities and apply it to real situations. How conflicts arise and the way govt or private institutions behave are just some of the examples one could learn from such mental simulations” SM: …Nothing…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: John Cleese – Society Is Now Controlled By The Most Touchy, Emotionally Unstable, & Fragile People

Source – zerohedge.com – “…Cancel culture “misunderstands the main purposes of life which is to have fun”, Cleese told Reuters, referring to the trend in which people are ostracised because of behaviour or remarks seen as objectionable….“Everything humorous is critical. If you have someone who is perfectly kind and intelligent and flexible and who always behaves appropriately, they’re…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Sweet Home Alabama’, Police Warn Against the Rise of Meth-Crazed Alligators in Alabama (Archive)

Source – themindunleashed.com – “…Police have asked meth users to stop flushing their drugs down the toilet because they could create ‘meth-gators…In a statement posted to Facebook, the department warned against “hyped-up” animals roaming throughout the region, including possible “meth-gators” roaming throughout North Alabama” SM: …Might be a quick fix for the opioid epidemic. Police…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Executives Of Bankrupt Companies Made $131 Million In Bonuses This Year

Source – zerohedge.com – “…While a wave of bankruptcies continues to wash over the country as a result of the pandemic (and just poorly run businesses), that hasn’t stopped the executives of some of the biggest trainwrecks in recent business history from collecting fat bonus checks…Out of the 100 companies that have filed for bankruptcy…

TRUE NORTH: Cops Reassure Public That People Dressed as Cops, Shooting People are Usually Cops

Source – themanatee.net – “…Violence perpetrated by police officers in the United…show officers cracking down on peaceful protests in cities across the country with batons, rubber bullets, and tear gas…..RCMP. Cpl. Birney reassured The Manatee that RCMP officers are careful to conduct most of their state-sanctioned violence in rural Indigenous communities, away from major centres and…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: George Carlin – Life Is Worth Losing…

Source – georgecarlin.com – “…You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and…

DAS KAPITAL: ‘Pet Peeve’, Study Finds Gap Widening Between Rich Pets And Poor Americans

Source – theonion.com – “…The report concluded by suggesting that the most viable path to prosperity for low-income Americans was becoming a wealthy family’s pet….rich pets enjoy lavish lifestyles that many U.S. citizens could only dream of” SM: …As evidenced from this report, the ‘American Dream’ is very much alive & well…proving once again that anyone can still be ‘Top…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Research Reveals Intelligent People Stay up Later, Do More Drugs and Have More Sex (Archive)

Source – themindunleashed.org – “…Another study published in the Annals of Epidemiology also found that intelligent children tended to experiment with such drugs as cannabis, amphetamines, and magic mushrooms in their adulthood….Another curious discovery about intelligent people comes from the UK, where researchers revealed that young people who studied at universities like Oxford and Cambridge…

BLUE BLOODS: The Bizarre Story of the Blue-Skinned Family From Kentucky

Source – themindunleashed.com – “…The Fugates, a blue-skinned family from the hills of Kentucky has attracted and baffled scientists for generations, although their condition has now been explained as being caused by the disease Methemoglobinemia, which can make a person’s skin blue….In 2008, a blue-skinned man who came to be known as “papa smurf“ made…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: In COVID World, Couples “Should Wear Masks During Sex”, ‘Experts’ Advise

Source – zerohedge.com – “…The researchers said the safest approach to sexual activity in a pandemic is to practice abstinence. Another option, they said, is masturbation. “Masturbation is an additional safe recommendation for patients to meet their sexual needs without the risk for SARS-CoV-2 infection,” they said.” SM: …I guess that’s why clip board carrying…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: A Message From The Ministry Of COVID-Compliance

Source – macro.economicblogs.org – “…To avoid an increased infection rate it is critical for American citizens to only visit Home Depot, Lowes, Costco, WalMart & other large institutional retail systems with influential lobbying offices near the Covid Mitigation Ministry….Effective compliance and mitigation requires that everyone must avoid the small business operations where the virus is…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘The Grateful Dead’, IRS Orders The Dead To Return Stimulus Money

Source – zerohedge.com – “…Instructions posted to the IRS’s website Wednesday said recipients of what the Treasury Department calls “inadvertent” payments should write void on paper checks and mail them back….sure, they’ll get right on it SM:…The IRS, the very picture of integrity, would never think to keep money it wasn’t entitled to – why…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Lunar Lunacy’, Disappearing Moon Rocks, Contradictory Mineral Data, Missing Apollo Film and Destroyed Mission Technology – By Thomas Müller (Flashback)

Source – winterwatch.net – ‘…All of that data – the entire alleged record of the Moon landings – was on the 13,000+ reels that are said to be “missing.”…But it’s not just the reels that are missing. Most of the moon rocks collected during the Apollo missions have vanished as well…Red flags are not only…

NARCO-POLITIK: ‘Abrazos No Balazos’, El Chapo’s Latest Victims – Fashionistas

Source – wsj.com – “…The vehicle for Ms. Guzmán’s charitable giving is her “El Chapo 701” brand—a number taken from her father’s former place on the Forbes magazine list of the world’s wealthiest people when he ran the Sinaloa Cartel. Through an online store, the company designs and markets objects such as tequila glasses and…