THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Reaction Split Online as Duct-Taped Bananas Sell for $120k at Miami Art Gallery

Source – rt.com – “…The banana,” explains Cattelan, “is supposed to be a banana”…He also made several variations including one in resin, then in bronze before he eventually settled on the natural banana as a centerpiece, according to Galerie Perrotin. However, he did elaborate a little further on the exorbitantly priced produce, describing bananas as…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Rise in Flat-Earthers Should be Roundly Celebrated as Good for Science & Society – By Simon Chandler

Source – rt.com – “…Another underlying source of flat Earthism is social isolation, with almost half of Americans feeling lonely and members of Generation Z more likely to feel isolated (recall that they’re also more likely to doubt the roundness of the Earth). Loneliness is a stubbornly prevalent condition in our consumerist, materialistic society of…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Looking For a Place to Kick-Back, Relax & Survive the Apocalypse? Look no Further!

Source – zerohedge.com – “…According to the listing: This property was once one of the most top secret of government assets and is now ready to fulfill a new mission. That mission is for you to define amongst the limitless scenarios. Secure storage facility? Underground bunker? Remarkable residence – literally living down under?…Private yet not…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: FBI Bulletin – Conspiratorial Mindset May be Influenced by ‘Illegal, Anti-Democratic Activities by High Level Government Officials & Political Elites…Also Known as Actual Conspiracies’

Source – muckrock.com – “…Somewhat surprisingly, the bulletin later goes on to concede that the conspiratorial mindset underpinning such theories may be influenced by “the illegal, antidemocratic, or harmful activities by high level government officials and political elites..also known as actual conspiracies” FBI bulletin concedes that conspiracy theories might be fueled in part by actual…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: New Study Shows Humans Think More Efficiently When A Robot Stands Nearby And Insults Them

Source – zerohedge.com – “…The present findings constitute evidence that the presence of social robots may energize attentional control, especially when the emotional valence and anthropomorphic inferences associated with the robot being present require a heightened state of alertness” SM: …I believe the scientific term for this phenomena is “putting pedal to the metal” New…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Walk on Water’, $3K Nike ‘Jesus’ Shoes With ‘Holy Water ‘ in Soles Sell Out Within Minutes

Source – rt.com – “…Religious elements include a crucifix that’s been added to the laces, a Bible verse featured along the side of the sneaker, Frankincense (one of the three gifts presented to baby Jesus) scent on the soles, and blessings by a priest, to seal it all together” SM:…Jesus H Christ, talking about selling…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Bush-Craft’, Can Liberals Survive the Apocalypse?

Source – sputniknews.com – “…Doomsday Prepper’s conservative off grid living and survival expert, Rick Austin (AKA The Survivalist Gardener) and the founder of Prepper Camp, teaches the Daily Show’s liberal Desi Lydic about survival and prepping” Scientists Reveal Safest Countries to Ride Out Apocalypse If you have ever worried about where you, your friends, and…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Jet-Setting Eco-Pious High Priest’s Proclaim “…Drastic Climate Action Needed Now!

Source – guerrilla-capitalism.com – “…As the din of climate hysteria grows ever louder, the eco-pious and super-rich call for immediate and drastic action on climate change…if we banned private jets, it would only affect the tiny sliver at the top of the wealth pyramid, the same ones who seem most vociferously adamant on drastic climate…

RESILIENT LIVING: Pasta Dish at Bice Restaurant in Midtown Manhattan – $2,013, a 14×14 solar cabin for less than $2000 – Priceless (Flashback)

Source – simplesolarhomesteading.com –  “…The Cabin has been tested in Canada, Mexico and Alaska with great results. Perfect for a starter home, hunting/fishing cabin, bug-out shelter or vacation cabin.The cabin can be built from all new materials for under $2000 (not including windows and doors) and is designed for additions on 3 sides”: (Pasta dish at Bice…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: It’s Now “Incendiary” to Say There are Two Genders – By Simon Black

Source – sovereignman.com – “…The cop handcuffed the child, screamed in his face, and mocked his frustration. The cop also claimed that the child had a weapon, which he described as “homemade nunchucks”. This ‘weapon’ turned out to be the jump rope that the child was twirling. When the parents came to retrieve their child,…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Eat The Rich’, Swedish Behavioral Scientist Suggests Eating Humans To “Save The Planet” – By Paul Joseph Watson

Source – summit.news – “…Appearing on Swedish television to talk about an event based around the “food of the future,” Magnus Söderlund said he would be holding seminars on the necessity of consuming human flesh in order to stop climate change” SM: …OVER MY DEAD BODY!…(I believe what Soderlund is alluding to here, is the…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Coding Errors In Sex Robots Make Them Prone To Violence And Strangling Humans

Source – zerohedge.com – “…His name happens to be Brick Dollbanger (Yes, it’s his real name. Yes, we checked several sources). Dollbanger, a doll collector, has said that “violent repercussions” are possible if the sex robot industry isn’t regulated properly. He says that one simple “coding error” could turn sex robots against their owners…this could…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: There’s a Growing Number of College Graduates Owing Nearly Half a Million Dollars

Source – activistpost.com – “…Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world…Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid – Albert Einstein” There’s a Growing Number of College Graduates Owing…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: When Idiocy Becomes Hardwired – By Jeff Thomas

Source – theburningplatform.com – “…They have such a high perception of their own self-importance that they can’t cope with being confronted, regardless of the validity of the other person’s reasoning. How they feel is far more important than logic or fact. Hypersensitive vulnerability is a major consequence, but a greater casualty is Truth. Truth has…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: There’s No Hypocrite Like a Rich, Jet-Setting Anti-Global-Warming One – By Rex Murphy

Source – nationalpost.com – ‘…How did this coven of illuminati get to Sicily? Did they walk and row? Come by Greyhound? Hitchhike? Nein. Official count of the private jets wafting into Palermo air for the “great consult” stands at 114. This for a maximum 300 people attending — three persons per jet” There’s no hypocrite…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Sweet Home Alabama’, Police Warn Against the Rise of Meth-Crazed Alligators in Alabama

Source – themindunleashed.com – “…Police have asked meth users to stop flushing their drugs down the toilet because they could create ‘meth-gators…In a statement posted to Facebook, the department warned against “hyped-up” animals roaming throughout the region, including possible “meth-gators” roaming throughout North Alabama” SM: …Might be a quick fix for the opioid epidemic. Police…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Rage Against The Machine’…& Pass the Perrier

Source – rationalfaith.com – “….Wonderfully entertaining little tale that makes light of humanities impending doom. Albert Einstein once said that WW4 would be fought with ‘sticks & stones’ – dead wrong again Albert, I say, it’ll be fought with squirt guns” ‘Rage Against The Machine’…and Pass the Perrier ….I spent 4 days with my friend…

MAD MEN: ‘Mad’ Magazine Told The Truth About War, Advertising, And The Media – By Jeet Heer

Source – thenation.com – “…Mad’s willingness to tweak the noses of the powers that be earned it many enemies. In 1961, retired brigadier general Clyde J. Watts claimed Mad was “the most insidious Communist propaganda in the United States today.” In 1979, Bill Wilkinson, Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan, wrote to the magazine…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: The Campus Social Justice Warrior’s Guide to Celebrating the Fouth of July – By Daniel Payne

Source – thecollegefix.com – “…Many of you may have chosen to remain on campus over the summer rather than return home to your close-minded, ultra-right-wing fascist families, the ones who drink nonorganic dairy milk and who can’t even be bothered to attend any anti-sweatshop protests throughout the year…” The campus social justice warrior’s guide to…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Gaius Appuleius Diocles’, The $15 Billion Athlete of the Ancient World – By Kerry Sullivan (Archive)

Source – ancient-origins.net – “…Even the few sports stars that have managed to break $1 billion in total revenues, such as Tiger Woods, cannot compete with the highest paid athlete of all time – Gaius Appuleius Diocles, a Roman charioteer who reportedly earned over $15 billion in today’s dollars”: Gaius Appuleius Diocles, The $15 Billion…

GREEN WITH ENVY: Amazon Says It Will Buy Greenpeace USA In $212 Million Deal

Source – earthfirstjournal.org – “…Amazon says that Greenpeace USA CEO, Annie Leonard, will remain in that role. “She can deal with all the calls from pissed-off hippies” said one unnamed Amazon communications official…“Greenpeace has been profiting off of grassroots environmental activism for years,” said Bezos, adding, “they’re doing an amazing job at it and we…

SAINTS & SINNERS: Narco-Saints Are Melding Catholicism with the Drug War in Latin America – By Jules Suzdaltsev

Source – news.vice.com – ‘…Every saint a sinner, every sinner a saint…I think saints make a perfect way to go about that because, in Christianity in general — but also particularly Catholicism — we’re all sinners, and there’s no saint who hasn’t made it to heaven to be held up and wasn’t a sinner. So…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Saudi Arabia Is Now Hiring Executioners – ‘No Qualifications Necessary’

Source – newspunch.com – “…The main skill is “executing a judgement of death” but also involves “performing amputations” on those convicted of lesser offenses, such as theft…The executioner uses a sword known as a sulthan to remove the condemned person’s head from his or her body at the neck. Statisticians have now projected more than…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Running With The Devil’, Hating All Things Conservative, Christian & Especially Trump

Source – zerohedge.com – ‘…The Satanic Temple attracted ‘thousands’ of new members in just the first 36 hours after the election of Donald Trump,” the group reported. “The 4-year-old temple…has never before seen a spike in registration nearly this big. “We’re definitely a resistance movement,” spokesperson and co-founder Lucien Greaves said after a speech outside…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Insights From The Dark and Ingenious Mind of Bill Hicks

Source  – wisdompills.com – “Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?” There…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Lunar Lunacy’, Disappearing Moon Rocks, Contradictory Mineral Data, Missing Apollo Film and Destroyed Mission Technology – By Thomas Müller

Source – winterwatch.net – ‘…All of that data – the entire alleged record of the Moon landings – was on the 13,000+ reels that are said to be “missing.”…But it’s not just the reels that are missing. Most of the moon rocks collected during the Apollo missions have vanished as well…Red flags are not only…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Material Girl’, Scientists Say ‘Digisexuals’ Inevitable As More People Bond With Robots

Source – rt.com – ‘…These robots will be tailor-made to meet people’s desires, and will do things that human partners cannot or will not do. For this reason, significant numbers of people will likely come to use robots as their primary mode of sexual experience” (SM: …No need to stumble around with corny one liners,…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘The Grand Conspiracy’, What Drives The Flat-Earthers? – By Steven Novella

Source – theness.com – “… Certainly any fringe movement like this is going to attract those with mental illness or an otherwise tenuous grip on reality. It also attracts dedicated conspiracy theorists. There are also the Sherri Shepherds of the world who simply can’t be bothered to clutter their mind with extraneous facts, such as…