THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Technosexuals’, …Talk Dirty To Me Alexa

Source – zerohedge.com – “…U.K.-based psychologist, Lucy Beresford, wrote in The Telegraph that the number of technosexuals is increasing as their “primary source of arousal are through interacting with their tech,” indicating that society is “sleepwalking into a different kind of epidemic – one of loneliness and fear of intimacy” driven partially by the lockdowns” Rise…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Don’t Steal This Book – By Matt Taibbi

Source – taibbi.substack.com – “…The white trans daughter of a science professor, Osterweil told a credulous NPR interviewer that looting was justified because it “strikes at the heart of property, of whiteness and of the police,” and also “provides people with an imaginative sense of freedom and pleasure.” She added riots reveal how “without police…

FEAR FACTOR: J.P. Sears Asks, ‘Should You be Living With More Fear, or Should You be Living With a Lot More Fear?’

Source – youtube.com – “…With the stunning information just released by the CDC about the COVID death count, you might be wondering what to do. Should you be living with more fear or should you be living with a lot more fear? Well in this video, your trusted health authority will be telling you exactly…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: J.P. Sears – The Only Way To Be Healthy In 2020

Source – awakenwithjp.com – “…Healthy habits like exercise, nutrition, and good sleep won’t make you healthy anymore. It’s 2020 and our health authorities are making sure we don’t discuss those habits…With the pandemic in 2020, this video will show you the only way to be healthy..” SM:..Finally, someone with the clarity of thought to debunk…

APOCALYPSE NOW: Researchers Suggest Fans Of Apocalyptic Movies Are “Coping Better With Pandemic”

Source – naturalblaze.com – “…Many psychologists believe that watching post-apocalyptic movies are like mental exercises. We unconsciously take in all the relevant possibilities and apply it to real situations. How conflicts arise and the way govt or private institutions behave are just some of the examples one could learn from such mental simulations” SM: …Nothing…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: John Cleese – Society Is Now Controlled By The Most Touchy, Emotionally Unstable, & Fragile People

Source – zerohedge.com – “…Cancel culture “misunderstands the main purposes of life which is to have fun”, Cleese told Reuters, referring to the trend in which people are ostracised because of behaviour or remarks seen as objectionable….“Everything humorous is critical. If you have someone who is perfectly kind and intelligent and flexible and who always behaves appropriately, they’re…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Sweet Home Alabama’, Police Warn Against the Rise of Meth-Crazed Alligators in Alabama (Archive)

Source – themindunleashed.com – “…Police have asked meth users to stop flushing their drugs down the toilet because they could create ‘meth-gators…In a statement posted to Facebook, the department warned against “hyped-up” animals roaming throughout the region, including possible “meth-gators” roaming throughout North Alabama” SM: …Might be a quick fix for the opioid epidemic. Police…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Executives Of Bankrupt Companies Made $131 Million In Bonuses This Year

Source – zerohedge.com – “…While a wave of bankruptcies continues to wash over the country as a result of the pandemic (and just poorly run businesses), that hasn’t stopped the executives of some of the biggest trainwrecks in recent business history from collecting fat bonus checks…Out of the 100 companies that have filed for bankruptcy…

TRUE NORTH: Cops Reassure Public That People Dressed as Cops, Shooting People are Usually Cops

Source – themanatee.net – “…Violence perpetrated by police officers in the United…show officers cracking down on peaceful protests in cities across the country with batons, rubber bullets, and tear gas…..RCMP. Cpl. Birney reassured The Manatee that RCMP officers are careful to conduct most of their state-sanctioned violence in rural Indigenous communities, away from major centres and…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: George Carlin – Life Is Worth Losing…

Source – georgecarlin.com – “…You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and…

DAS KAPITAL: ‘Pet Peeve’, Study Finds Gap Widening Between Rich Pets And Poor Americans

Source – theonion.com – “…The report concluded by suggesting that the most viable path to prosperity for low-income Americans was becoming a wealthy family’s pet….rich pets enjoy lavish lifestyles that many U.S. citizens could only dream of” SM: …As evidenced from this report, the ‘American Dream’ is very much alive & well…proving once again that anyone can still be ‘Top…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Research Reveals Intelligent People Stay up Later, Do More Drugs and Have More Sex (Archive)

Source – themindunleashed.org – “…Another study published in the Annals of Epidemiology also found that intelligent children tended to experiment with such drugs as cannabis, amphetamines, and magic mushrooms in their adulthood….Another curious discovery about intelligent people comes from the UK, where researchers revealed that young people who studied at universities like Oxford and Cambridge…

BLUE BLOODS: The Bizarre Story of the Blue-Skinned Family From Kentucky

Source – themindunleashed.com – “…The Fugates, a blue-skinned family from the hills of Kentucky has attracted and baffled scientists for generations, although their condition has now been explained as being caused by the disease Methemoglobinemia, which can make a person’s skin blue….In 2008, a blue-skinned man who came to be known as “papa smurf“ made…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: In COVID World, Couples “Should Wear Masks During Sex”, ‘Experts’ Advise

Source – zerohedge.com – “…The researchers said the safest approach to sexual activity in a pandemic is to practice abstinence. Another option, they said, is masturbation. “Masturbation is an additional safe recommendation for patients to meet their sexual needs without the risk for SARS-CoV-2 infection,” they said.” SM: …I guess that’s why clip board carrying…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: A Message From The Ministry Of COVID-Compliance

Source – macro.economicblogs.org – “…To avoid an increased infection rate it is critical for American citizens to only visit Home Depot, Lowes, Costco, WalMart & other large institutional retail systems with influential lobbying offices near the Covid Mitigation Ministry….Effective compliance and mitigation requires that everyone must avoid the small business operations where the virus is…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘The Grateful Dead’, IRS Orders The Dead To Return Stimulus Money

Source – zerohedge.com – “…Instructions posted to the IRS’s website Wednesday said recipients of what the Treasury Department calls “inadvertent” payments should write void on paper checks and mail them back….sure, they’ll get right on it SM:…The IRS, the very picture of integrity, would never think to keep money it wasn’t entitled to – why…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Lunar Lunacy’, Disappearing Moon Rocks, Contradictory Mineral Data, Missing Apollo Film and Destroyed Mission Technology – By Thomas Müller (Flashback)

Source – winterwatch.net – ‘…All of that data – the entire alleged record of the Moon landings – was on the 13,000+ reels that are said to be “missing.”…But it’s not just the reels that are missing. Most of the moon rocks collected during the Apollo missions have vanished as well…Red flags are not only…

NARCO-POLITIK: ‘Abrazos No Balazos’, El Chapo’s Latest Victims – Fashionistas

Source – wsj.com – “…The vehicle for Ms. Guzmán’s charitable giving is her “El Chapo 701” brand—a number taken from her father’s former place on the Forbes magazine list of the world’s wealthiest people when he ran the Sinaloa Cartel. Through an online store, the company designs and markets objects such as tequila glasses and…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: CIA Spokesman Admits That Agency Made a Fake “Gay” Bin Laden Video (Archive)

Source – constantinereport.com – “…The agency actually did make a video purporting to show Osama bin Laden and his cronies sitting around a campfire swigging bottles of liquor and savoring their conquests with boys,’ a CIA officer recalled…” SM:…Prove Positive – The leaked photographs below show the irrefutable crushing truth…9/11 was a lovers quarrel  CIA…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Utah Police Departments Ask Criminals to ‘Cease’ Crime Until Further Notice… Because Coronavirus

Source – rt.com – “…The Salt Lake City Police Department responded to the coronavirus by asking “all criminal activities/nefarious behavior to cease until further notice. We appreciate your anticipated cooperation in halting crime & thank criminals in advance” Utah police departments ASK criminals to ‘cease’ crime until further notice… because coronavirus Several Utah police departments…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Jet Set’, If Urgent Climate Action is Needed — Then Let’s #BanPrivateJets

Source – guerrilla-capitalism.com  – “…These trial admonitions include: Eating less meat, or no meat, or perhaps eat maggots or eat people,..Driving less, fewer cars on the road, ban on gas powered vehicles,…Have less children, or no children, to reduce carbon output. And of course: Fly less. Let’s have fewer planes in the air, to reduce carbon…

BIG BROTHER: Controversial NSA Phone Surveillance Program Led To Exactly Zero Arrests

Source – zerohedge.com – “…NSA Phone Surveillance Program – It cost taxpayers $100 million and was reported to produce a mass amount of redundant information, revealing information that the FBI didn’t already know only twice, resulting in only one investigation which led to no charges. This according to a government watchdog group which briefed Congress…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Many Happy Return’s’, Tax Advice from the Best Conmen, Geniuses, Comics & Crooks

Source – whowhatwhy.org – “…We don’t pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes’ – The Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley…”I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes’ – Texas gubernatorial candidate, Kinky Friedman…’There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin – Mae…