TRUE NORTH: Cops Reassure Public That People Dressed as Cops, Shooting People are Usually Cops

Source – themanatee.net – “…Violence perpetrated by police officers in the United…show officers cracking down on peaceful protests in cities across the country with batons, rubber bullets, and tear gas…..RCMP. Cpl. Birney reassured The Manatee that RCMP officers are careful to conduct most of their state-sanctioned violence in rural Indigenous communities, away from major centres and…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: George Carlin – Life Is Worth Losing…

Source – georgecarlin.com – “…You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and…

DAS KAPITAL: ‘Pet Peeve’, Study Finds Gap Widening Between Rich Pets And Poor Americans

Source – theonion.com – “…The report concluded by suggesting that the most viable path to prosperity for low-income Americans was becoming a wealthy family’s pet….rich pets enjoy lavish lifestyles that many U.S. citizens could only dream of” SM: …As evidenced from this report, the ‘American Dream’ is very much alive & well…proving once again that anyone can still be ‘Top…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Research Reveals Intelligent People Stay up Later, Do More Drugs and Have More Sex (Archive)

Source – themindunleashed.org – “…Another study published in the Annals of Epidemiology also found that intelligent children tended to experiment with such drugs as cannabis, amphetamines, and magic mushrooms in their adulthood….Another curious discovery about intelligent people comes from the UK, where researchers revealed that young people who studied at universities like Oxford and Cambridge…

BLUE BLOODS: The Bizarre Story of the Blue-Skinned Family From Kentucky

Source – themindunleashed.com – “…The Fugates, a blue-skinned family from the hills of Kentucky has attracted and baffled scientists for generations, although their condition has now been explained as being caused by the disease Methemoglobinemia, which can make a person’s skin blue….In 2008, a blue-skinned man who came to be known as “papa smurf“ made…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: In COVID World, Couples “Should Wear Masks During Sex”, ‘Experts’ Advise

Source – zerohedge.com – “…The researchers said the safest approach to sexual activity in a pandemic is to practice abstinence. Another option, they said, is masturbation. “Masturbation is an additional safe recommendation for patients to meet their sexual needs without the risk for SARS-CoV-2 infection,” they said.” SM: …I guess that’s why clip board carrying…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: A Message From The Ministry Of COVID-Compliance

Source – macro.economicblogs.org – “…To avoid an increased infection rate it is critical for American citizens to only visit Home Depot, Lowes, Costco, WalMart & other large institutional retail systems with influential lobbying offices near the Covid Mitigation Ministry….Effective compliance and mitigation requires that everyone must avoid the small business operations where the virus is…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘The Grateful Dead’, IRS Orders The Dead To Return Stimulus Money

Source – zerohedge.com – “…Instructions posted to the IRS’s website Wednesday said recipients of what the Treasury Department calls “inadvertent” payments should write void on paper checks and mail them back….sure, they’ll get right on it SM:…The IRS, the very picture of integrity, would never think to keep money it wasn’t entitled to – why…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Lunar Lunacy’, Disappearing Moon Rocks, Contradictory Mineral Data, Missing Apollo Film and Destroyed Mission Technology – By Thomas Müller (Flashback)

Source – winterwatch.net – ‘…All of that data – the entire alleged record of the Moon landings – was on the 13,000+ reels that are said to be “missing.”…But it’s not just the reels that are missing. Most of the moon rocks collected during the Apollo missions have vanished as well…Red flags are not only…

NARCO-POLITIK: ‘Abrazos No Balazos’, El Chapo’s Latest Victims – Fashionistas

Source – wsj.com – “…The vehicle for Ms. Guzmán’s charitable giving is her “El Chapo 701” brand—a number taken from her father’s former place on the Forbes magazine list of the world’s wealthiest people when he ran the Sinaloa Cartel. Through an online store, the company designs and markets objects such as tequila glasses and…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: CIA Spokesman Admits That Agency Made a Fake “Gay” Bin Laden Video (Archive)

Source – constantinereport.com – “…The agency actually did make a video purporting to show Osama bin Laden and his cronies sitting around a campfire swigging bottles of liquor and savoring their conquests with boys,’ a CIA officer recalled…” SM:…Prove Positive – The leaked photographs below show the irrefutable crushing truth…9/11 was a lovers quarrel  CIA…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Utah Police Departments Ask Criminals to ‘Cease’ Crime Until Further Notice… Because Coronavirus

Source – rt.com – “…The Salt Lake City Police Department responded to the coronavirus by asking “all criminal activities/nefarious behavior to cease until further notice. We appreciate your anticipated cooperation in halting crime & thank criminals in advance” Utah police departments ASK criminals to ‘cease’ crime until further notice… because coronavirus Several Utah police departments…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Jet Set’, If Urgent Climate Action is Needed — Then Let’s #BanPrivateJets

Source – guerrilla-capitalism.com  – “…These trial admonitions include: Eating less meat, or no meat, or perhaps eat maggots or eat people,..Driving less, fewer cars on the road, ban on gas powered vehicles,…Have less children, or no children, to reduce carbon output. And of course: Fly less. Let’s have fewer planes in the air, to reduce carbon…

BIG BROTHER: Controversial NSA Phone Surveillance Program Led To Exactly Zero Arrests

Source – zerohedge.com – “…NSA Phone Surveillance Program – It cost taxpayers $100 million and was reported to produce a mass amount of redundant information, revealing information that the FBI didn’t already know only twice, resulting in only one investigation which led to no charges. This according to a government watchdog group which briefed Congress…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Many Happy Return’s’, Tax Advice from the Best Conmen, Geniuses, Comics & Crooks

Source – whowhatwhy.org – “…We don’t pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes’ – The Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley…”I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes’ – Texas gubernatorial candidate, Kinky Friedman…’There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin – Mae…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Working Hard, Hardly Working’, What Billionaires Really Love About Hard Work – By Sam Pizzigati

Source – commondreams.org – “…One 1998 Management Resource Group study of Americans who make at least $1 million a year, the Washington Post reported, found that over 20 percent of these deep pockets were taking at least two months of annual vacation…In 2016, the Harvard Business Review reported on research that unearthed “several CEOs who…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: With an Antarctic Yacht Cruise in Their $225k Gift Bags, Every ‘Environmentalist’ Oscar Nominee Leaves a Winner – and a Hypocrite – By Barbara McCarthy

Source – rt.com – “…The diesel-powered yacht boasts eight restaurants, a spa sanctuary, helicopters, a submarine capable of depths of nearly 200 meters…indoor and outdoor plunge pools, butler service and an almost 1:1 guest-to-staff ratio. You’d almost forget that Hollywood has been preaching to us underlings about climate change and how we must all do…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘HARD of Hearing’, PornHub Being Sued By Deaf Man For Lack Of Closed Captioning

Source – zerohedge.com – “…He claims that the deaf and hearing impaired can’t understand the audio tracks of videos on the website and claims that some of his favorite titles (like) – “Sexy Cop Gets Witness to Talk”  – are difficult to follow….We hope Yarslav doesn’t spend too much of his spare time on the…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Footage Of Jeffrey Epstein’s Jail Cell “Accidentally” Deleted – Including Backups

Source – truththeory.com – “…According to federal prosecutors who have been investigating the case of Jeffrey Epstein, the surveillance footage that should have captured the moments in which his alleged suicide occurred was accidentally deleted by the staff at Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correctional Center (MCC). The prison claims that the footage was accidentally taped over as…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: How $15 Billion in Bonuses Leaves Canada’s Bankers Gloomy – By Linda McQuaig

Source – commondreams.org – “… The notion of bankers suffering as they gorge on $15 billion in bonuses highlights the cavernous gap between the world enjoyed by those at the top and the one occupied by the struggling masses, including bodies we step over on sidewalks surrounding our bank towers” SM: …Heart wrenching, I was…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Pictures Of Santa Coming Down The Chimney In Blackface Surface

Source – babylonbee.com – ‘…Christmas was already an oppressive holiday celebrating the birth of a child when our climate is in peril and there should be no more humans coming into the world. This is just the last straw.”…”This is extremely offensive,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau” SM: …Just as I figured, Santa is…

DAS KAPITAL: ‘The Buck Stops Here’, Lots of Missing Bullion & Cash – By Joseph P Farrell Ph.D

Source – gizadeathstar.com – “…There is the criminal element: as anyone who has watched a documentary on Pablo Escobar knows the Colombian drug kingpin buried tens of billions in the ground for “safe keeping” (in fact, as “The Accountant’s Story” writes, “Pablo was earning so much that each year we would write off 10% of…

POLITICAL THEATER: ‘Let Them Impeach And Be Damned’, History Repeats Itself With A Vengeance – By Jonathan Turley

Source – jonathanturley.org – “…As in the case of Trump, calls to impeach Johnson began almost as soon as he took office. A southerner who ascended to power after the Civil War as a result of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, Johnson was called the “accidental president” and his legitimacy was never accepted by critics…Ridiculed…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: The So-Called ‘War on Terror’ Has Killed Over 801,000 People and Cost $6.4 Trillion – By Jessica Corbett

Source – commondreams.org – “…Lutz pointed out that “if you count all parts of the federal budget that are military-related—including the nuclear weapons budget, the budget for fuel for military vehicles and aircraft, funds for veteran care—it makes up two-thirds of the federal budget, and it’s inching toward three-quarters” SM: …Hitler & Stalin could only…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Reaction Split Online as Duct-Taped Bananas Sell for $120k at Miami Art Gallery

Source – rt.com – “…The banana,” explains Cattelan, “is supposed to be a banana”…He also made several variations including one in resin, then in bronze before he eventually settled on the natural banana as a centerpiece, according to Galerie Perrotin. However, he did elaborate a little further on the exorbitantly priced produce, describing bananas as…