LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: B.J Sears -“…How I Got Rich On Tesla Stock”

Source – zerohedge.com

  • “…Satire? Maybe. Truth, definitely….”Tesla stock is the new bitcoin… decentralized from ever going down”…according to my calculations, it’s pretty safe to assume Tesla stock is going to keep ’10x-ing’ every year…”

SM: ...The best financial advise I can offer is to pick the colour of your Corinthian leather seats for your new Porsche, prior to going long on Tesla…just to avoid the rush. I’m not in total agreement with B.J. on this one, no reason for Tesla stock not to double every fortnight. Hell its all just make-believe anyways — & seemingly the only thing we accutally ‘make’ in America these days….

“How I Got Rich On Tesla Stock”

Satire? Maybe. Truth, definitely.

“Tesla stock is the new bitcoin… decentralized from ever going down.”

“…according to my calculations, it’s pretty safe to assume Tesla stock is going to keep ’10x-ing’ every year…”

“dude, the only thing that can stop Tesla stock from ’10x-ing’ every year, is if it starts ’20x-ing’ every year.”

“It’s easy to start a profitable car company, you just buy a bunch of bitcoin, which increases in value, which helps you cover all your losses from making cars.”

“There’s no problem that Elon can’t fix.”

“…how the f**k is Tesla stock down 35% in the last month?!”

“…do you think I should sell?”

Enjoy…

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/how-i-got-rich-tesla-stock

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