THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Walk on Water’, $3K Nike ‘Jesus’ Shoes With ‘Holy Water ‘ in Soles Sell Out Within Minutes

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“…Religious elements include a crucifix that’s been added to the laces, a Bible verse featured along the side of the sneaker, Frankincense (one of the three gifts presented to baby Jesus) scent on the soles, and blessings by a priest, to seal it all together”

SM:…Jesus H Christ, talking about selling your ‘sole’ to the devil…

Walk on water: $3K Nike ‘Jesus Shoes’ with holy water in soles sell out within minutes

Nike’s newly-released ‘Jesus Shoes’ – filled with actual holy water in the soles – sold out in mere minutes after they hit the shelves on Tuesday morning.

The $3,000 sneakers are filled with holy water from the River Jordan in Israel and have a crucifix tied to the laces.
Each pair was reportedly blessed by a priest and has a red insole in reference to the red Papal shoes that were traditionally worn by Vatican leaders.

The limited edition shoes were made by Brooklyn-based company MSCHF which redesigned Nike’s Air Max 97 model, turning it into “Jesus Shoes,” and offering buyers to literally walk on water.

“We wanted to make a statement about how absurd collab culture has gotten,” MSCHF head of commerce Daniel Greenberg said, adding that they chose “one of the most influential figures in history” – Jesus Christ – for Nike’s new sneakers line.

“We were wondering, what would a collab with Jesus Christ look like? As a Jew myself, the only thing I knew was that he walked on water,” Greenberg added.


….What would Jesus Wear?

Summer’s here, so don’t you think now’s a great time to get some deck shoes with Jesus and Mary printed on them? Me neither.

Thanks anyway to Angel Wrestler for emailing to point out Zazzle’s new product line, Crucifix Shoes, sporting Christian images on canvas sneakers. The full range includes Madonnas, stained glass, crowns of thorns and angels.

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