LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Anchor Walks Off Live TV In Disgust After Refusing To Report On Kardashians

Source – theantimedia.org – How many people do you know that would agree with the following statement? “I’ve had enough of the Kardashians…I’m sick of this family! (They’re) a non-story!” I believe most of us, including myself, would shout “amen” at the top of their lungs like it’s a Sunday in the South if we heard someone in the…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Ottawans Outed – Around 1 in 5 Are Registered On The Adultury Site, Ashley Madison

Source – reuters.com – (Editors Note: …I knew there had  to be a reasonable explanation why nothing seemingly gets done in our nations capitol – at least on the political front) as MSN reports, – Canada’s capital city, Ottawa, is, also it’s most potentially adulterous. Around 1 in 5 of the population is registered on Ashley…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Mexican Drug Lord “El Chapo” Escapes Maximum Security Prison — For The Second Time

Source – businessinsider.com.au – Mexico’s Drug Emperor Used To Arrive At A Restaurant, Confiscate Everyone’s Phones, Then Pay For All Their Meals As He left (Editors Note: Disproving once again, that there is “…no free lunch”) http://www.businessinsider.com.au/el-chapo-and-restaurants-2015-7 – The notorious drug kingpin who escaped from a maximum-security Mexican prison on Saturday loved gourmet food so…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Cops Raid Marijuana Dispensary – And Eat The Edibles

Source – mindunleashed.org – A raid on a California medical marijuana dispensary at the end of May revealed questionable police practices by the officers involved. Now, Sky High Holistic is suing Santa Ana mayor Miguel Pulido, claiming he ordered police to shut down the dispensary because they did not pay a $25,000 bribe that would guarantee their…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: The Secret to Happiness and Compassion – Low Expectations

Source – psychologytoday.com, By Jeremy E Sherman Ph.D. – Editors Note – CAUTION: You Are Entering A (De-) Construction Zone, BEWARE: Of Falling Expectations:   A new MRI study from University College of London indicates that the secret to happiness is low expectations. (link is external) Author and neuroscientist Robb Rutledge says, “Happiness depends not on…

BRAIN FOOD: Years of eating human brains protected Papua New Guinea tribe from disease, study finds

Source – news.nationalpost.com – The sickness spread at funerals. The Fore people, a once-isolated tribe in eastern Papua New Guinea, had a long standing tradition of mortuary feasts — eating the dead from their own community at funerals. Men consumed the flesh of their deceased relatives, while women and children ate the brain. It was an…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: California Is Seriously Trying To Force Porn Actresses To Wear Safety Goggles On Set

Source  – alternativemediasyndicate.com – It’s really too ridiculous to even seem real, but we can assure you that this is not satire. California has introduced new regulations that will require actors in the pornography industry to wear protective GOGGLES while on set. The proposals has some more modest proposals, including medical visits, condoms and Hepatitis B…

UPDATE: Pentagon admits 24 US labs, in 11 states, & 2 foreign states received live anthrax shipments

Source  – rt.com – The Pentagon has revised the number of instances in which live anthrax samples have “accidentally” been shipped both across US and abroad, and has announced a comprehensive review into the poor handling of the deadly bacteria. “As of now, 24 laboratories in 11 states and two foreign countries are believed to…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Drunk Boris Yeltsin was found outside White House in underpants trying to hail cab ‘because he wanted some pizza’

Source  – dailymail.co.uk – Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin got so drunk during a visit to Washington that he was found standing outside the White House in his underpants trying to hail a cab to go and buy a pizza. The following night he was mistaken for a drunken intruder when he was discovered stumbling…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: A single address in Atlanta received 24,000 tax refunds in 2011

Source  – davidstockmanscontracorner.com – It’s likely that obtaining fraudulent payments from the federal government dwarfs all other categories of financial crime in the United States. Whether it’s obtaining Social Security disability payments under false pretenses, massive, organized Medicare fraud, or making multiple false refund claims for the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC) or other tax…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Mystery billionaires $400 mil. flying mansion – includes luxury bedrooms, a VIP ‘chill-out’ zone & a restaurant

Source  – dailymail.co.uk  – These extraordinary images show how an enormous jumbo jet has been converted into a luxury home for a mystery billionaire – complete with bedrooms, multiple lounges and an onboard restaurant. The custom-built Boeing 747 is believed to have cost its ultra-wealthy owner £400million after it was customised to fit his specifications…

NARCO-POLITIK: Congress to probe sex parties for possible leaks of drug agents’ secrets

Source  – rawstory.com – Armed with once-confidential documents, a U.S. congressional committee will investigate whether agents of the federal Drug Enforcement Administration divulged secrets at sex parties that drug lords in Colombia may have staged to elicit sensitive information. A spokeswoman for the Republican majority at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform said…

’90s Sitcom “Seinfeld” Predicted NATO Strategy in Ukraine

Source  – russia-insider.com – In this clip from the episode “The Labelmaker” from the 1990s sitcom “Seinfeld,” Kramer (Micheal Richards) and Newman (Wayne Knight) become obsessed with the board game “Risk” — a game of world domination. The pair’s subway dialog presciently describes how US/NATO policy in Europe has operated since 1991. After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Russia…

$2 Mil. Toronto Blue Jays prospect lives in his 1978 Volkswagen van

Source  – trueactivist.com  – Meet Daniel Norris, a signed $2 million dollar pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays… who lives in a broken-down camper van behind a Walmart in Florida. His advance for the baseball team may be impressive, but that is not the most fascinating thing about this outdoorsy athlete: The intuitive 21-year-old will…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Government Employee Can’t Be Fired Despite Watching 6 Hours Of Porn A Day At Work

Source  – libertyblitzkrieg.com –  At the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), red tape is preventing the removal of a top level employee accused of viewing porn two to six hours a day while at work, since 2010. Even though investigators found 7,000 pornographic files on his computer and even caught him watching porn, he remains on…

Texas Town Experiences 61% Drop in Crime – After Firing Their Police Department

Source  – thefreethoughtproject.com – (Editor’s Note: A reader claiming he resides in Sharpstown sent in a rebuttal stating that no such firings took place – eyes open on this one) Sharpstown, TX — Sharpstown is a Texas community, located just southwest of Houston, and the way they maintain security in this community has gotten our…

POLITICAL “PARTY”: North Carolina Legalizes Call Girls For Politicians

Source  – addictinginfo.org – North Carolina’s State Ethics Committee has just opened up a major problem for their state — they just made it legal for lobbying firms to purchase prostitutes to service politicians. The Committee’s determination that sex had no value and that sex between a lobbyist and politician was nothing to report or…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: CIA Spokesman Admits that Agency Made a Fake “Gay” bin Laden Video

Source – voices.washingtonpost.com – Excerpt: “CIA Mulled Saddam Gay Sex Vid, Made Osama Tape Instead” –   “It would look like it was taken by a hidden camera,” one former intelligence official tells SpyTalk. “Very grainy, like it was a secret videotaping of a sex session.” The notion was eventually nixed. But “the agency actually…

Scientists discover just IMAGINING exercising can make you stronger, tone your muscles, and delay or stop muscle atrophy

Source  – dailymail.co.uk – (Editor’s Note: Absolutely the best news I’ve heard in a long time – & based on these new findings, I’ll soon be the best shape of my life) A new research study suggests that just thinking of exercising can have the same effects as actually hitting the gym Scientists have long…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Terrorists Caught Luring Recruits with ‘Delicious Pancake Recipes’ – No Joke

Source  – naturalsociety.com – What’s the best way to lure unsuspecting visitors into joining your radical terrorist cell? According to mainstream reports on how ISIS is recruiting members, it simply has to do with a recipe for ‘delicious pancakes.’ No, it’s not a story from today’s edition of The Onion. A national security review under Australia’s Prime…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Prison breakout in Brazil after guards fall for fake ‘orgy’ plan

Source  – rt.com/news – The success of a guard-seducing strategy, masterminded by three females in fantasy police costumes, allowed dozens of prisoners escape via the central gate of a Brazilian prison, leaving the wardens with no clothes and no weapons. Twenty-eight inmates made an easy escape after guards at the Nova Mutum public jail, near…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Florida Man Puts ‘Drug Dealer’ Down For Occuption On His Own Arrest Report

Source  – countercurrentnews.com – Police say that a West Palm Beach, Florida man put down “drug dealer” for his “occupation” on the police report that officer filed when they arrested him. Robert Phillips, 25, cut off an unmarked police vehicle while he happened to be driving a stolen car. http://countercurrentnews.com/

REBEL YELL: George Carlin Speaking Truth About Wall Street & Washington

Source – dailybail.com – “…Forget the politicians. They are irrelevant. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice! You have OWNERS! They OWN YOU. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations….they control just…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Rob Ford admits to using crack cocaine during his stint as the Mayor of Toronto – blames drug use on drunken stupors

Editors Note – Op Ed: (Personally…now that there is a job opening at Toronto City Hall, it seems like it would be an ideal fit for me – I in fact excel at all-night partying & consuming copious amount of illegal substances) – He was known for getting up at the crack of dawn, cracking…