THEATER OF THE ABSURD: US Kills ISIS Second-In-Command, For 3rd Time – In 2 Years

Source – blacklistednews.com  – While Russia and Iran are busy liberating whole cities from ISIS in Syria, the US is sticking with the “one raid at a time” approach and it apparently paid dividends on Thursday morning when Abu Alaa Afri, also known as Abd al-Rahman Mustafa al-Qaduli and Haji Imam was killed in Syria.…

TAKE THE MONEY & RUN: Mystery Of New York Fed Robbery Has Central Banks Asking Who’s Next

Source – zerohedge.com  – Bangladesh has learned a valuable lesson over the past two months: Do. Not. Trust. The. New. York. Fed. On a quiet Friday morning in early February, a series of instructions using authenticated SWIFT codes was sent to 33 Liberty allegedly from the Bangladesh central bank requesting the transfer of nearly $1…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: The Government Actually Has A Zombie Apocalypse Plan – And It’s Just Been Declassified

Source – theantimedia.org – A few years ago, the Center for Disease Control launched a zombie preparedness initiative that drew significant attention. The Department of Defense followed suit and developed an entire training course intended for the Joint Operational Planning and Execution System (JOPES). The complete response plan, called CONPLAN888, was recently declassified, and it’s just…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: The Incredible Story Of How Hackers Stole $100 Million From The New York Fed

Source – zerohedge.com – “…In other words, the Fed was funding gamblers, only these were located in Philippine casinos, not in the financial district. Ironically, that’s precisely what the Fed does, only it normally operates with gamblers operating out of Manhattan’s financial district”: The story of the theft of $100 million from the Bangladesh central…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Monsanto Is Suing California For Telling People The Truth About Its Chemicals – By Claire Bernish

Source – theantimedia.org – Monsanto is suing the State of California for its intent to include glyphosate — the main ingredient in its wildly popular herbicide, Roundup — on its Proposition 65 toxic chemicals list. California’s decision came after the World Health Organization’s International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) classified glyphosate as a “probable carcinogen”…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Homeless Man Owes Government Over $110,000 In Fines – For Being Homeless

Source – cbc.ca – (Editors Note:…Oh Canada,… – Makes one pine for the sweet, gentler, times of the Third Reich) The recent case of a homeless man racking up massive fines has exposed the widespread police practice of fining homeless people for being homeless. Émilie Guimond-Bélanger, a social worker at the Droits Devant legal clinic…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: The Insanity of American Foreign Policy, CIA-Backed Rebels Are Fighting Pentagon-Backed Rebels

Source – zerohedge.com – CIA-backed Islamic rebels are fighting against Pentagon-backed Kurish rebels in Syria. Buzzfeed notes: Officials with Syrian rebel battalions that receive covert backing from one arm of the U.S. government told BuzzFeed News that they recently began fighting rival rebels supported by another arm of the U.S. government.   The infighting between…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Politicians in California May Soon be Forced to Wear Corporate Sponsor Patches Like Nascar Drivers

Source – wakeup-world.com – What once began as a joke could soon become a reality for California politicians. Popular on social media sites, memes calling for politicians to wear badges of their corporate donors have spread like wildfire for years. But no one took the idea seriously — until now. Corruption in politics is a…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: IRS Identity Fraud Prevention Specialist Arrested For Identity Fraud, Filing Fraudulent Tax Returns

Source – techdirt.com – In late spring of last year, more than 100,000 taxpayers had their personally-identifiable information accessed by criminals. It wasn’t a security breach, nor was it accomplished by “hacking.” Instead, it was the result of the IRS using common static identifiers to verify accounts — information that could easily be found elsewhere.…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Obama – ‘Sizeable Percentage’ of World Leaders Are Out of Their Minds

Source – sputniknews.com – On Wednesday evening, the seventh season of Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee premiered online, featuring President Barack Obama. © AP Photo/ Evan Vucci The duo cruised around in a Corvette, touring the grounds of the White House, chatting comfortably. Perhaps the most noteworthy aspect of the conversation was when Seinfeld asked the…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Christian Group Hopes To Lure Hungry Souls To Jesus By Building McDonald’s Inside Church

Source  – foodbeast.com – A religious group in New Jersey is willing to do anything to save the faith, including constructing a fully functional McDonald’s inside a church. Because nothing says Jesus like biting into a saucy Big Mac. They’re calling it the McMass Project. Created by Paul Di Lucca, creative director of the church…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Chinese residents buying fresh air from Canada – for upwards of $46 per bottle

Source – naturalnews.com – Chinese residents buying fresh air from Canada amid suffocating pollution: It’s no secret that China’s smog problem has become a devastating issue. Not only do residents wear face masks and heed warnings to stay indoors, but parts of the country have recently exceeded the World Health Organization’s daily smog particulate maximum…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Roid Rage, Cops Claim Mandatory Drug Tests to Screen Police Urine is ‘Unconstitutional’

Source – thefreethoughtproject.com, By William N. Grigg – To which those not protected by Blue Privilege might respond: Welcome to our world: In an unprecedented protest against the routine offenses against due process and bodily integrity carried out in the name of the “war on drugs,” the union representing Pittsburgh police officers has condemned workplace…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Paying $600 a Month to be Homeless in San Francisco

Source – alternet.org – In the past few years, San Francisco’s massive rents have displaced long-time residents and worsened the city’s already epic homelessness problem, sending more people into encampments or forcing them to live in cars or doubled up. Now, residents have the opportunity to experience that glamorous lifestyle by paying $600 a month…

MOB RULE: ‘Teflon Don’ John Gotti, and the Reagan Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight – By Jimmy Breslin (Flashback)

Source – articles.sun-sentinel.com – ‘…The Reagan people gave Gotti $624,000, the idea was that John Gotti “hit squads“ would infiltrate Nicaragua and level the Sandinista government’. They have a problem, because the first thing John did was to take 10 percent off the top for himself,“ a man said. “He is so used to taking…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Government Loses Critical JFK Assassination Film – NASA loses original tapes of Apollo 11 moon landing

Source – gizmodo.com  – (Editors Note:…just don’t expect them to lose your tax return), The Zapruder film may be the most famous footage taken of the Kennedy assassination, but it’s not the only one. The “Nix Film” may be lesser known, but it’s no less important. It has been missing for decades, so the granddaughter…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Since 9/11 there has been only ONE terrorist attack in which the authors have NOT somehow left ID documents behind

Source – voltairenet.org, By Jean-Claude Paye – This is almost turning into a farce, albeit a tragic one: since 9/11 there has been one single terrorist attack in which the authors, who are supposed to try and remain unidentified, have not somehow left ID documents behind. For sociologist Jean-Claude Paye, what might look like repetitive…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Elvis begged Nixon to let him be a secret FBI agent, the story behind a truly bizarre encounter – By Tom Leonard

Source – dailymail.co.uk – In his letter Elvis Presley said he wanted to help Richard Nixon save the U.S: The handwriting was barely legible, a spidery scrawl on American Airlines headed notepaper, written 30,000ft up by a man with a prescription drug-addled brain and an extraordinary request. ‘Dear Mr President,’ it began. ‘I would like…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Police Asset Seizures In 2014 Exceeded All Burglaries – By Martin Armstrong

Source – davidstockmanscontracorner.com – Between 1989 and 2010, U.S. attorneys seized an estimated $12.6 billion in asset forfeiture cases. The growth rate during that time averaged +19.4% annually. In 2010 alone, the value of assets seized grew by +52.8% from 2009 and was six times greater than the total for 1989. Then by 2014, that number had…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: CIA Spokesman Admits that Agency Made a Fake “Gay” Osama bin Laden Video

Source – wired.com – Bizarre US plots included exploding cigars to kill Fidel Castro and fake video of Osama bin Laden’s campfire drinking: Excerpt: “CIA Mulled Saddam Gay Sex Vid, Made Osama Tape Instead” Noah Shachtman snardfarker.ning.com | May 25, 2010 … On the eve of the Iraq war, the CIA kicked around a rather odd…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: DEA Sex & Drug Parties – Agents Get Bonuses Not Jail

Source – sputniknews.com – A new probe has revealed that drug enforcement agents who were disciplined for attending sex parties with prostitutes on government leased property in Colombia received hefty bonuses ranging from $1,500 to $32,000 during the investigation. On Thursday, Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz issued a report finding that the agency violated…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Guy Buys Google.com Domain for $12 – Donates His Huge Reward to Charity

Source – trueactivist.com  – After MBA student Sanmay Ved purchased the Google domain for $12, he donated his huge reward to a charity in India. To temporarily own the domain http://www.Google.com might seem like reward enough, but for individuals who find “hiccups” or bugs in the system, there’s a monetary reward to look forward to,…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Harvard Debate Team Loses to Prison Debate Team

Source – alternet.org – Three Harvard debate team members faced off against three men incarcerated for violent crimes: Three Harvard debate team members faced off against three men incarcerated for violent crimes. This was two weeks ago. After an hour of fast-moving debate on Friday, the judges rendered their verdict.The inmates won. The audience burst into…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: 40,000 ‘women’ on Ashley Madison shared 6 emails – all owned by the company itself

Source – dailymail.co.uk – A data scientist has uncovered what he says is proof that Ashley Madison created tens of thousands of fake accounts to dupe members into paying for its services, in a scheme that would have almost doubled the website’s revenue. According to statistics seen by Daily Mail Online, 40,000 profiles were set…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Kentucky Politician Files Lawsuit Claiming a First Amendment Right to Accept Bribes

Source – libertyblitzkrieg.com – It’s a rare and precious moment when a politician does something which perfeclty demonstrates what he or she really thinks about democracy and power. This is one of those times. From the Intercept: The Supreme Court, in its Citizens United decision, ruled that corporations have a First Amendment right to spend unlimited amounts in…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Saudi Arabia Will Head UN Human Rights Panel

Source – sputniknews.com – “Saudi government is unelected and run by one large family, or clan,” which “executes prisoners with particular relish, turning their executions into a public spectacle”: While many expressed outrage over Saudi Arabia’s appointment as head of a United Nations’ Human Rights Council panel, one nation has given its seal of approval.…