LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Talking Gargoyle Says “Welcome To The Illuminati Headquarters,…I Mean, Denver International Airport!”

Source – freedomoutpost.com – “…Containing swastika shaped runways, apocalyptic, end-of-the-world artwork throughout the airport, infamous construction problems which delayed the opening of the airport for years, gargoyles sitting within suitcases on the walls and the demonic blue horse that sits outside of the airport nicknamed ‘Blucifer’ due to its haunting red eye, that ‘piece of…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Study – Dog parks are manifestations of rape culture and oppression

Source -.reddit.com – “…She does note, however, that’s it’s not “politically feasible” to “leash men, yank their leashes when they ‘misbehave,’ or strike men with leashes (or other objects) in attempt to help them desist from sexual aggression or other predatory behaviours” Study – Dog parks are manifestations of rape culture and oppression Thought I’d…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: At $75,560, Housing a Prisoner in California Now Costs More Than a Year at Harvard

Source – latimes.com – “…The LA Times recently reported that the cost of housing each inmate in the California prison system will cost $75,560 per year. This is 20 percent higher than the cost of attending Harvard College, based on Harvard estimates for room, board and tuition”: Housing Prisoners in California Now More Expensive than…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘A Gentrifier Tells All’, Behold and Marvel at the Indiscreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie – By Shannon Rupp

Source – thetyee.ca – ‘…It took only seconds for the enterprising Internet to uncover Jheon’s bona fides. The family she describes as “cash strapped” and having “very little money” turns out to own multiple properties…about buying a cottage on impulse. She also revealed they have vacation property in Mexico. Throw in the two Toronto properties…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Death of the ‘ODDFATHER’, The Mafia Boss Who Acted Crazy to Fool the FBI – By Richard Pyle (Archive)

Source – thefreelibrary.com – “…The brazen mobster used his act to beat a string of charges, and checked into a mental asylum every time the FBI turned up the heat on him In all, he had 22 hospital stays between 1969 and 1990. And every time he ended up in court, his family, including a…

APOCALYPSE NOW: World’s largest survival community comprises 575 off-grid doomsday bunkers – By Lacy Cooke

Source – inhabitat.com – “…Around 5,000 people can survive in case of a devastating catastrophe or zombie apocalypse. The hardened concrete bunkers are located south of Edgemont in South Dakota, and Vivos boasts the community is around 100 miles from “the nearest known military nuclear targets.” Just to be safe, each bunker can reportedly endure…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: DoD wants to axe pollution with biodegradable seed-planting bullets – By Lacy Cooke

Source – inhabitat.com – “…The DoD is soliciting applications for contractors to develop “biodegradable training ammunition loaded with specialized seeds to grow environmentally beneficial plants that eliminate ammunition debris and contaminants” under the Small Business Innovation Research program” (DoD wants to axe pollution with biodegradable seed-planting bullets – By Lacy Cooke) President-elect Donald Trump seems…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Banned in Malaysia, Sex Robot Conference Moves to London

Source – en.ria.ru – “…I think robots could become our lovers in the future. Does love have to be reciprocated in order to be valid?” said Dr. Kate Devlin, event host, according to the Daily Mirror. She recently authored a paper called “In Defence of Sex Robots”: (Banned in Malaysia, Sex Robot Conference Moves to London) Over the holidays, scientists and robotics…

AMERIKA: ‘Trumpocalypse’, Suddenly Liberals Are The Ones Stockpiling Food, Guns And Emergency Supplies – By Michael Snyder

Source – theeconomiccollapseblog.com – “…The Liberal Gun Club”, and since Trump’s victory it has experienced a huge surge in membership…Lara Smith, national spokesperson for the Liberal Gun Club, says her organization has seen a “huge” rise in enquiries since November’s election and a 10% increase in paid members”: (‘Trumpocalypse’, Suddenly Liberals Are The Ones Stockpiling…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Turkish mafia ‘ran fake US embassy’ in Ghana….for the Last 10 Years

Source – indiatimes.com – “…It was not operated by the United States government, but by figures from both Ghanaian and Turkish organised crime rings and a Ghanaian attorney practicing immigration and criminal law…The crime ring issued fraudulently obtained but legitimate US visas and false identification documents, including birth certificates at a cost of $6,000 (£4,700)…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: 41% of Donald Trump supporters in favour of bombing Agrabah, the fictional country from Aladdin

Source – nme.com –  (EN: Rest easy people – we’re in good hands) “…A new poll claims that 41% of US voters in favour of Donald Trump becoming President also called for the bombing of Agrabah, the fictional Middle-Eastern kingdom from Disney “Alladin” (41% of Donald Trump supporters in favour of bombing Agrabah, the fictional…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: ‘Revenge of the Killer Salad’, MIT researchers create bomb-sniffing salad

Source – inhabitat.com – “…MIT researchers have given the tender green leaves a new superpower. Now, spinach leaves can detect dangerous explosives and even send an email notification when they sense trouble (…Really)”: (MIT fuses spinach leaves with nanobionics to create bomb-sniffing salad – By Cat DiStasio) Popeye ate his spinach to gain strength, but…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: More Syrian Lunacy, ‘USA versus USA’ – By Eric Margolis

Source – lewrockwell.com – “…As a result,  the two arms of offensive US strategic power, the Pentagon, and CIA, went separate ways in Syria. Growing competition between the US military and militarized CIA broke into the open in Syria. Fed up with the astounding incompetence of the White House, the US military launched and supported…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Audit Reveals That Pentagon Doesn’t Know Where $6.5 Trillion Dollars Has Gone

Source – thebreakaway.wordpress.com – “…Dr. Farrell has postulated that a hidden system of finance is running parallel to academic and historian Richard Dolan’s [RichardDolanPress.com] idea of a Breakaway Civilization.  Both ideas would have to run in tandem for an entire separate civilization to detach from humanity, and create an entirely independent civilization and paradigms with…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Study Finds Lazy People Significantly More Intelligent

Source – investmentwatchblog.com – (EN: This study gives a resounding…..ah, the hell with it,…I’ll write this tomorrow….maybe, if I’m up to it…), “…active people may be more physical as they need to stimulate their minds with external activities, either to escape their thoughts or because they get bored quickly”: (Study Finds Lazy People Significantly More Intelligent…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: ‘Ode to the King’, Elvis – The Truth Is Out There

Source – elvis-is-alive.com “…The clues leave no doubt that Elvis did not die on August 16, 1977, are endless and rock solid proof that he is working undercover for the federal government”: (Elvis Presley: King of Rock and Roll and the Paranormal – By: Chris Capps) Obviously when you hear the name Elvis Presley dropped…

THE DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: Kentucky Noah’s Ark Encounter opens amidst severe flooding

Source – inhabitat.com – “…Founder and CEO Ken Ham told Dezeen, “In a world that is becoming increasingly secularized and biased, it’s time for Christians to do something of this size and magnitude”: (Kentucky Noah’s Ark Encounter opens amidst severe flooding – by Lacy Cooke) Christian fundamentalist organization Answers in Genesis‘ (AiG) just opened their Ark…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: A remote Irish Isle has decided to offer sanctuary to Americans if Donald Trump becomes president

Source – irishcentral.com – “…An influx of people would be more than welcome considering just 58 permanent residents now reside on the remote Irish outpost — and with only three students attending the island’s primary school, phenomenal student-teacher ratios could easily be a draw”: (A remote Irish Isle has decided to offer sanctuary to Americans…

LA DIVINA COMEDIA HUMANA: New Dating Site Seeks to Connect Conspiracy Theorists

Source  – asweetdoseofreality.com – (EN: Single male UFO abductee seeks female with similar paranoid delusions to share spacious underground missile silo) “…Fidden believes his site will empower fringe thinkers who have been ostracized from ‘normal’ social circles because they hold outlandish and stigmatized beliefs that are not part of standard consensus reality. He doesn’t even…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: CIA Inspector General ‘Accidentally Deleted’ his Only Copy of Torture Report

Source – – …Well, I think this one ranks way up there with NASA accidentally “erasing”  the Moon Landing tapes. How convenient…yet they never seem to ever lose your tax return?….strange) (CIA Inspector General ‘Accidentally Deleted’ his Only Copy of Torture Report – By Jason Ditz)   Amid a protracted battle by the CIA to…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: The Bizarre World of Mormon Porn – Freaking out Church and Utah Lawmakers Alike

Source – rawstory.com – “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints doesn’t screw around when it comes to members of the church engaging in sexual activity, even if it isn’t consensual”:  Utah has declared pornography to be a “public health crisis,” but it isn’t because of Mormon porn addiction; it’s because of porn usage. The advocates…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: America Is In A Proxy War With Itself In Syria – Mike Giglio

Source – buzzfeed.com – Confusion in the Obama administration’s Syria policy is playing out on the ground as U.S.-backed groups begin battling each other: American proxies are now at war with each other in Syria. Officials with Syrian rebel battalions that receive covert backing from one arm of the U.S. government told BuzzFeed News that…

REBEL YELL: Pirate Bay, The ‘Pirate Party’ Is By Far The Most Popular Political Party In Iceland

Source – icelandmag.visir.is – A new Gallup poll shows that the Pirate party is still by far the most popular political party in Iceland. 36.1% of those polled said they would vote for the Pirate party if elections were held today, the Icelandic National Broadcasting Service reports. This is the highest level of support registered…

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: US Ally, Saudi Arabia Will Start Exterminating People for Being Gay – Blames Facebook

Source – blacklistednews.com – Saudi Arabian prosecutors would like to impose the death penalty for homosexuality — because, apparently, Facebook and other social media are turning people gay. According to Okaz, a daily newspaper located in Jeddah, dozens of men have been prosecuted for cross-dressing, sodomy, and various other “crimes.” One doctor was arrested for…

POLITICAL THEATER: ‘Quid Pro Quo’, A look Inside the CIA/Pentagon/Hollywood Axcess

Source – spyculture.com – Tom Clancy was one of the most popular spy authors of all time, but was he a spy himself?  What are the nature of his government connections?  How were the film adaptations of his novels supported by the Pentagon and the CIA?  What script changes were made by the DOD in…