REBEL YELL: “Conspiracy Stuff” is now shorthand for unspeakable truth, Inside the Mind of Gore Vidal

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 – “You can’t have a war on terrorism because that’s not an actual enemy, it’s an abstract. It’s like having a war on dandruff. That war will be eternal and pointless. It’s idiotic. That’s not a war, it’s a slogan. It’s a lie. It’s advertising, which is the only art form we ever invented in America.” – Gore Vidal 

– Gore Vidal never thought of himself as a romantic or sentimentalist, once saying, “Love is not my bag.” But Gore Vidal was wrong. He knew love. He embraced love. He loved himself as no other and believed, “There is not one human problem that could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.”

Vidal was known for his acerbic wit. But he was not being acerbic. Gore Vidal meant every word of it.

Gore Vidal. Photo: Associated Press

He was a writer with great style and elegance, and Vidal moved easily and often from the back rooms at the White House to the bedrooms of Hollywood. Women. Men. It didn’t make him any difference. He thought of himself as the last of a breed, and he was probably right. As he once said, “I’ve tried everything but folk dancing and incest.” The New York Times wrote, “Few American writers have been more versatile or gotten more mileage from their talent.” Vidal even admitted, “I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.”

Vidal produced twenty-five novels, a couple of memoirs, and several volumes of essays, which, many believe, represent his greatest writing. He also wrote plays, television dramas, and screenplays – including Suddenly Last Summer from the Tennessee Williams play, The Best Man, and Visitor from a Small Planet.” He was even called back to Hollywood to add the final touches to the script for Ben Hur.

Gore Vidal was born into a world of politics and could never escape it.  His father was Franklin Roosevelt’s director of air commerce. His maternal grandfather was the Senator Thomas Gore. His mother divorced his father and married the financier Hugh D. Auchincloss, who in turn divorced her and married Jacqueline Kennedy’s mother, which created a rather twisted connection between Vidal and the Kennedy White House. Vidal exploited the relationship and moved into Camelot every chance he had. He had many and made the most of them.

Politically, he was left of left. He said in the 1970s, “There is only one party in the United States, the Property Party … and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat. Republicans are a bit stupider, more rigid, more doctrinaire in their laissez faire capitalism than the Democrats, who are cuter, prettier, a bit more corrupt … and more willing than the Republicans to make small adjustments when the poor, the black, the anti-imperialists get out of hand. But, essentially, there is no difference between the two parties.

Other political gems from Gore Vidal included:

  • Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
  • The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
  • By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he’s been bought ten times over.
  • Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
  • Our form of democracy is bribery on the highest scale.
  • Fifty percent of people won’t vote, and fifty percent don’t read newspapers. I hope it’s the same fifty percent.
  • Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they’re both just aspirin.
  • Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.
Gore Vidal with John F. Kennedy. Photo: Associated Press

Gore Vidal was notorious for his public feuds. In 1968, while covering the Democratic National Convention on televisions, he had the audacity to call William F. Buckley a “crypto-Nazi.” Buckley never one to back down from a verbal fight called Vidal a “queer.” And the two men got to know each other in court for years.

Vidal compared the legendary novelist Norman Mailer to Charles Manson. Mailer waited to exact his revenge until he and Vidal happened to be guests on the same Dick Cavett show. Mailer walked into the green room, strode over to Vidal, and head butted him. The war spilled out on the set. It could have been two old mountain goats quarreling with their horns on some faraway peak.

In 1975, Vidal sued Truman Capote because the author of Breakfast at Tiffany’s wrote that he had been thrown out of the Kennedy White House. When word reached Vidal that Capote had died, he said simply, “A wise career move.” And Vidal once said of Andy Warhol, “He is the only genius I’ve ever known with an I.Q. of sixty.” Vidal was a bold and bitter competitor.  He said, “It’s not good enough to succeed. Others must fail.” And he wrote, “Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.”

Many are quick to say that Gore Vidal finally found his stride when he began writing historical novels, those books he called his American Chronicles, books like Burr, Lincoln, Empire, Hollywood, Washington, D.C. and The Golden Age. As The New York Times said, “These novels were learned and scrupulously based on fact but also witty and contemporary-feeling, full of gossip and shrewd asides.”

Of writing, Gore Vidal said:

  • As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate.
  • Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.
  • In writing and politicking, it’s best not to think about it; just do it.
  • In America, the race goes to the loud, the solemn, the hustler. If you think you’re a great writer, you must say that you are.
  • Write something, even if it’s just a suicide note.

Gore Vidal worked hard to maintain a certain reputation, and, as The New York Times said, “He presided with a certain relish over what he considered to be the end of American civilization.” He was a crusty maverick, and he liked it that way, Vidal said, “I’m exactly as I appear. There is no warm, lovable person inside. Beneath my cold exterior, once you break the ice, you find cold water.”

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Gore Vidal quotes: 26 of the best

Gore Vidal, the celebrated writer, has died aged 86. He was famous for his acerbic wit. Here are some of his best quotes
Gore Vidal during a Los Angeles interview in 1974.
Gore Vidal: ‘Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn’. Photograph: AP

“I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.”

“It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”

“A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.”

“Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically by definition be disqualified from ever doing so.”

“Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice like, Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they’re both just aspirin.”

“Envy is the central fact of American life.”

“Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.”

“The United States was founded by the brightest people in the country — and we haven’t seen them since.”

“Every four years the naive half who vote are encouraged to believe that if we can elect a really nice man or woman President everything will be all right. But it won’t be.”

“Andy Warhol is the only genius I’ve ever known with an IQ of 60”

“A good deed never goes unpunished.”

“All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.”

“Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.”

“Fifty percent of people won’t vote, and fifty percent don’t read newspapers. I hope it’s the same fifty percent.”

“Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.”

“The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return”

“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.”

“The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.”

“The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.”

“Congress no longer declares war or makes budgets. So that’s the end of the constitution as a working machine.”

“We should stop going around babbling about how we’re the greatest democracy on earth, when we’re not even a democracy. We are a sort of militarised republic.”

“As the age of television progresses the Reagans will be the rule, not
the exception. To be perfect for television is all a President has to
be these days.”

“Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.”

“Think of the earth as a living organism that is being attacked by billions of bacteria whose numbers double every forty years. Either the host dies, or the virus dies, or both die.”

“There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices.”

“There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.”

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