…Tremendous relief when I read this headline, & here I was thinking “Big Brother” was scurrying about trying to dig-up personal & private information on its unsuspecting citizen’s – the following interview proves otherwise:

Col James E Patterson was surprised & slightly put off by the subtle implications of the question, “Never dawned on me that any of our our leaders would entertain, you know – crossing that line. For one, that would be underhanded & very much against the law” he added. “Fact is, we’re serious golf enthusiasts here at the department” remarked Patterson, “…& when we’re not firing off Hell-Fire missiles at bad-guys, we’re just dreaming of hitting the links, the satellites I think your talking about, track for distance, range & accuracy – Why, what did you think they were for?

Well there you have it, another hair-brained “conspiracy theory” gone like yesterday’s mickey.